200 Corn Puns That Are Full of Fun and Sure to Amaze You

Time to get corny with these hilarious corn puns that are ear-resistible!

From butter smooth jokes to kernel wordplay, this collection is sure to pop some smiles.

Don’t let this chance slip through your husk—these puns are as a-maize-ing as it gets.

So, let’s harvest the laughs and enjoy this field of pun-tastic fun together!

🌽 One-Liners: Quick Bites of Corny Goodness

1. This corn is poppin’ off!
2. You’re a-maize-ing just the way you are.
3. Don’t go against the grain!
4. Corn-gratulations, you did it!
5. I’m all ears for your corny jokes.
6. Life’s butter with a little corn.
7. Let’s husk and make up.
8. Corn-centration is key to success.
9. Kernel of truth: I’m the best at corn puns.
10. Keep your friends close and your corn closer.
11. I don’t mean to be corny, but you’re great.
12. Popcorn: the snack that always pops up!
13. Corn you believe it?
14. I’m cob-smacked!
15. Don’t stalk me, bro!
16. I’m stuck in a cornundrum.
17. You’re as sweet as candy corn.
18. I have a kernel of wisdom for you.
19. Corn-grats on your success!
20. That’s un-corn-ditionally funny.
21. Let’s maize it happen.
22. You’re ear-resistible!
23. This joke is getting cornier by the second.
24. Corn-dogging it today!
25. Shucking fantastic!
26. It’s a-maize-ing how punny this is.

🌽 Hilarious Corn Puns That Butter Your Biscuit

27. I told my corn a joke, but it just husked.
28. Let’s keep this cornversation going.
29. You butter believe I love corn puns.
30. That joke was corny, but I’m all ears.
31. The farmer was outstanding in his field… of corn.
32. Corn you handle the truth?
33. I’ve got a maize-ive amount of puns for you.
34. I’ve stalked up on all my corny jokes.
35. Corn-trol yourself, this is too funny.
36. I’m cob-solutely serious about this.
37. Let’s get this kernel of fun rolling.
38. Corn-derful things are ahead.
39. Don’t corn-er me with questions.
40. This popcorn is really a-movie-ing.
41. That’s some kernel-ledge I didn’t know!
42. You’re on the cob of my list.
43. Corn-fidence is key.
44. He’s a little husky, but he’s sweet.
45. The corn maze was a-maize-ing!
46. I was corn to be wild!
47. Kernel-ly speaking, this is hilarious.
48. I’m kernel-ing my excitement!
49. That’s a-maize-balls.
50. The corn dog was off the cob!
51. No kernel of doubt, this is fun.
52. That’s the way the popcorn pops.

🌽 Corny Names That’ll Make You Kernel Over Laughing

53. Cornelius Cobsworth
54. Kernel Sanders
55. Maizy McCornface
56. Buttercup Cobblestone
57. Pop Kern
58. Stalky Balboa
59. Shuck Norris
60. Cornan the Barbarian
61. Corn Solo
62. The Great Cornholio
63. Kernel Mustard
64. Corny Kardashian
65. Mr. Cobert
66. Cornando Bloom
67. Cornnie Depp

🌽 Popcorn Puns That Are Poppin’ Off

68. This joke really popped!
69. You’re poppin’ fresh.
70. My love for popcorn is kernel deep.
71. Pop till you drop!
72. Let’s pop to the movies.
73. You butter be ready for this one.
74. That popcorn is un-pop-able.
75. Poppin’ off like a firecracker!
76. Popcorn: the real star of any movie.
77. You just got popped!
78. Keep it poppin’!
79. Pop it like it’s hot.
80. Poppin’ up with more jokes!
81. That’s pop-sational!
82. Pop into the fun.
83. Don’t let your popcorn go to waste.
84. Popcorn is my soulmate.
85. Butter believe it’s delicious!
86. Pop, lock, and drop it.
87. That’s poppin’ crazy.
88. Pop quiz: what’s the best snack?
89. You butter be kind to your popcorn.
90. This is poppin’ gold.
91. Let’s pop in for a visit.
92. Popcorn perfection.
93. Pop up with some laughs.

🌽 Candy Corn Puns That Are Sweet as Sugar

94. You’re the candy to my corn.
95. A little candy corn never hurt anybody.
96. Sweet, sticky, and full of corn-fidence.
97. You’re a treat, just like candy corn.
98. Candy corn is the best part of fall.
99. A-maize-ing things come in sweet packages.
100. You can’t trick me, I love candy corn.
101. Corny, but make it sweet.
102. Sugar, spice, and everything maize.
103. You’re as sweet as candy corn.
104. Halloween’s best-kept secret: candy corn.
105. Love me some sugar-coated corn.
106. You candy-corn handle the truth!
107. Cornfection perfection.
108. Candy corn: the taste of childhood.
109. Treat yourself to some sweet puns.
110. Keep calm and candy corn on.
111. This pun is sugar-coated in fun.
112. Life’s short, eat more candy corn.
113. Trick or treat? Always treat!
114. Cornfections are the best kind of sweets.
115. Sugar rush coming in 3…2…1!
116. The candy corn craze is real.
117. Halloween happiness in every bite.
118. One piece is never enough!
119. A sweet ending to a corny list.

🌽 General Corn Puns That’ll Make You Laugh Out Loud

120. I got lost in a corn maze, but I found my way by following the kernel of truth.
121. Corn on the cob is great, but have you ever tried eating it without getting butter all over your face?
122. If you ever feel lost, just remember: even the smallest kernel has a place in the cob of life.
123. The corn farmer didn’t like my jokes, but I think he was just husking my chops.
124. A cornfield is like a great joke—full of stalks, surprises, and the occasional cob-smack.
125. I told my corn plants they were growing beautifully, and they blushed into golden perfection.
126. I tried to start a band with my cornfield, but all they did was stalk me.
127. The popcorn said it couldn’t commit to the movie—it had too many popping thoughts.
128. If you ever find yourself in a corn maze, don’t panic—just go with the grain.
129. I didn’t mean to butter you up, but I think you’re simply ear-resistible!
130. I don’t just pop into conversations—I corn-trol them! 🌽
131. You butter believe I’m all about that corn-y humor!
132. Life’s too short for bad jokes—let’s corn-centrate on the good ones!
133. I’m all ears… literally, I’m surrounded by corn!
134. You think my jokes are bad? Wait till you hear my corn-spiracy theories!
135. Some say I have a husky voice, but that’s just my corn-dition!
136. I don’t get lost; I just take scenic routes through the corn-maze of life.
137. This joke is so bad, it’s almost corn-tagious!
138. I’m always in my prime—I stay corn-sistently funny!
139. You want a good joke? Let me give you something corn-crete!
140. I may be soft, but don’t underestimate my corn-fidence!
141. That joke didn’t land? Guess I need to work on my corn-munication skills!
142. When life gets tough, just remember—you’re a-maize-ing!
143. Some call me a comedian; I just think I’m corn-petent!
144. You know what really butters my corn? A perfectly timed pun!
145. I don’t break hearts—I just crack corny jokes.
146. I’m a pun champion—I always rise to the a-maize-ing occasion!
147. I tried to write a book on corn, but I kept getting lost in the stalks.
148. Life’s a-maize-ing when you’ve got a kernel of wisdom!
149. You know you’ve made it in life when you can afford extra butter.
150. People say I’m dramatic, but I just like to pop under pressure!
151. I may be sweet, but I still have my salty moments.
152. I don’t follow trends—I’m just naturally grain-d for greatness!
153. My humor is like a cornfield—endless and slightly terrifying at night.
154. Don’t ever underestimate my ability to turn any situation into a corn joke.
155. I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the cream of the crop!
156. When I was a kid, I dreamed of being an ear model… now I just tell bad puns.
157. I don’t just make jokes; I plant them and watch them grow!
158. I don’t trust people who don’t like corny jokes—they seem a little husk-y.
159. My jokes are like cornfields—sometimes they just don’t land.

Playful, Double-Meaning Puns

160. I’m not a player… unless we’re talking about cornhole!
161. If flirting were a sport, I’d be corn-petitive.
162. You had me at “extra butter.”
163. My dating life is like a cornfield—lots of potential, but mostly just stalkers.
164. I don’t mean to be corny, but I’m a-maize-d by you.
165. Let’s shuck off our worries and just have fun!
166. I don’t like drama, I prefer my relationships buttered and smooth!
167. You must be made of corn, because you’re poppin’!
168. If I were a farmer, I’d only grow relationships that crop up naturally.
169. My love life is like corn—sometimes sweet, sometimes salty, but always interesting.
170. You think I’m being corny? Wait till you see me at a buffet!
171. Don’t take my jokes too seriously—I’m just husking around.
172. I’m a little bit sweet, a little bit salty, and always extra buttery.
173. Just like a good cob, I know when to keep things hushed!
174. I’d tell you another joke, but it might be too stalk-ish.
175. I tried to take a break from corn jokes, but they just keep popping up.
176. My ex said I was too corny, but I think they just couldn’t handle the husk of me.
177. I bring the popcorn; you bring the drama!
178. You ever met someone so corny they could butter their own jokes? That’s me.
179. I make movies better, parties funnier, and diets harder—who am I? Corn!
180. My humor is like a cornfield—if you don’t get lost in it, you’re not having fun!
181. My friends call me corny, but at least I’m never bland.
182. I tried to quit making corn jokes, but I kept backsliding on the cob.
183. I don’t rush relationships—I let them mature like a fine ear of corn.
184. If life gives you lemons, trade them for butter and get to popping!
185. A good joke should be like popcorn—light, airy, and a little bit salty.
186. I tried to be serious once, but it just didn’t kernel with me.
187. Some people like their humor dry, but I prefer mine buttered!
188. I don’t argue—I just let things shuck off my back.
189. You can tell a lot about a person by how they eat their corn.
190. Why did the corn refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get creamed!
191. What did the corn say to its crush? You’re a-maize-ing!
192. Why did the baby corn cry? Because it missed its pop!
193. What’s a corn’s favorite way to relax? Watching a pop-era!
194. Why don’t corn stalks ever get lost? They always follow their roots!
195. Why do corn farmers make great musicians? They know how to hit the right notes!
196. What’s a corn’s favorite type of movie? Anything buttery smooth!
197. Why did the corn refuse to argue? It didn’t want to get roasted!
198. Why did the corn go to school? To get butter at math!
199. What do you call a single piece of corn? A kernel of truth!
200. Why did the corn go to therapy? Too many husky emotions!
201. What’s the best way to eat corn? With ears wide open!
202. Why did the cornfield get a medal? For being outstanding in its field!
203. How does corn flirt? It gives shucks and giggles!
204. What’s a corn’s favorite exercise? The butter-fly stroke!
205. How does corn answer the phone? “Shuck! Who’s there?”
206. Why do cornstalks make great comedians? They’re always cracking jokes!
207. What’s the loudest part of the corn? The pop-er section!
208. Why did the corn break up? It felt a little husked out!
209. What’s a popcorn’s favorite pickup line? “Are you ready to pop into my life?”

Corn puns never get old—they just keep popping up with fresh humor.

Whether you’re cracking up over kernels or getting lost in a-maize-ing wordplay, there’s a pun for everyone.

Keep these jokes in your back pocket for a good laugh. After all, life’s too short not to enjoy a little corniness!