180 May Puns to Brighten Your Month and Add Fun to Every Day

Let’s spring into some fun with these May puns that are may-nificent!

From blooming jokes to may-jorly clever wordplay, this collection is here to brighten your day.

Whether you’re ready to march into May or just need a little sunny humor, these puns are sure to blossom smiles.

So don’t may-ke us wait—let’s dive into this fresh and fun collection together!

One-Liners: Quick and Witty May Puns

1. May month the odds be ever in your favor!
2. May month the force be with you!
3. This May month be your best yet!
4. May month your troubles melt away!
5. May month your dreams come true!
6. May month your worries be small!
7. May month you shine bright!
8. May month the good vibes keep coming!
9. May month you find sunshine every day!
10. May month the laughs keep rolling!
11. May month you bloom like spring flowers!
12. May month you dance through life joyfully!
13. May month you be unstoppable!
14. May month bring you luck and laughter!
15. May month your coffee always be strong!
16. May month your goals come to life!
17. May month you always find the fun!
18. May month you have reasons to smile daily!
19. May month your energy be endless!
20. May month your weekends be long!
21. May month your adventures be epic!
22. May month your to-do list complete itself!
23. May month your internet stay fast!
24. May month your heart be full of joy!
25. May month your playlist always be on point!
26. May month your jokes land perfectly!

May Month-larious Names: Punny Titles for Every Occasion

27. May Jestic
28. Mayhem McLaughs
29. May Zing
30. May Gical
31. May Queen of Comedy
32. Mayhem Maker
33. May-Jorly Funny
34. May I Be Punny?
35. May-Jestic Giggles
36. Maysterious Jokester
37. May Nificent
38. May-Raculously Witty
39. Mayster of Puns
40. Mayhem’s Finest
41. May It Be Hilarious

May of Wordplay: Clever Puns That’ll Make You Chuckle

42. May month your jokes always land!
43. May month your coffee never spill!
44. May month your Wi-Fi never lag!
45. May month your boss give you a raise!
46. May month you never lose your keys!
47. May month your favorite show never get canceled!
48. May month you never step on a Lego!
49. May month your phone always be charged!
50. May month you never hit traffic!
51. May month your socks always match!
52. May month your pizza always be hot!
53. May month your jokes always be funny!
54. May month you never get a parking ticket!
55. May month your fridge always have snacks!
56. May month your mornings start smoothly!
57. May month your weekends feel extra long!
58. May month your vacations be endless!
59. May month you always get the best deals!
60. May month your ice cream never melt too fast!
61. May month your packages arrive on time!
62. May month your favorite song always play first!
63. May month you always find the best memes!
64. May month your chargers never break!
65. May month your meetings end early!
66. May month you always have a reason to smile!
67. May month your laughter be contagious!
68. May month you always find an extra fry at the bottom of the bag because life’s too short to run out of fries early!
69. May month you never forget your password, unless it’s “password,” in which case, change it immediately!
70. May month your boss give you a raise right before you book that dream vacation!
71. May month your alarm clock snooze button actually give you five more minutes instead of five seconds!
72. May month you always catch the green lights when you’re running late for work!
73. May month your pizza delivery always arrive in under 30 minutes, because patience is overrated!
74. May month your Wi-Fi always work, especially when you’re about to stream your favorite show!
75. May month you never have to deal with autocorrect turning your texts into gibberish!
76. May month your coffee stay hot while your iced coffee stays cold—defying the laws of physics!
77. May month you never accidentally send a text to the wrong person, especially your boss!

May Madness: Wild and Unexpected Puns

78. May month your umbrella never betray you in a storm!
79. May month your car start even on the coldest mornings!
80. May month your plants actually survive beyond a week!
81. May month your cookies stay soft forever!
82. May month your favorite TV show never end on a cliffhanger!
83. May month your alarm clock always be optional!
84. May month your gym membership include free snacks instead of workouts!
85. May month your food never burn while you “just check your phone” for a second!
86. May month your jeans always fit perfectly no matter how much cake you eat!
87. May month your phone battery last longer than your day!
88. May month your vacations always have perfect weather!
89. May month your gas tank always stay magically full!
90. May month you never have to wait in a long line!
91. May month your luggage never get lost!
92. May month your laptop never crash before you save your work!
93. May month your shoelaces never untie mid-stride!
94. May month your ice cream scoops be perfectly round every time!
95. May month your mornings start with unlimited coffee refills!
96. May month you always get the last laugh!
97. May month your socks never disappear in the laundry!
98. May month your concert tickets always be front row!
99. May month your online orders arrive earlier than expected!
100. May month your favorite cereal never get soggy too fast!
101. May month your autocorrect always predict your words correctly!
102. May month your best ideas come at convenient times instead of the middle of the night!
103. May month your punchlines always land perfectly!

General May Puns Collection

104. I May not be the best, but I sure know how to set things up!
105. When in doubt, May-ke a great play!
106. May the best player win… or at least have the best puns.
107. You May think I’m joking, but I’m setting you up for a good laugh.
108. In May, we don’t just play; we slay!
109. I May not have a green thumb, but I sure know how to plant a joke!
110. May-be I should start a garden… full of planted puns.
111. Spring is in full bloom, and so is my humor—May-be too much!
112. May-flower power: making puns blossom all month long!
113. May the pollen be ever in your favor.
114. May I take a moment to crack a joke? Never mind, I just did!
115. I May be funny, but I’m also seriously good at it.
116. You May not get this joke, but that’s part of the fun!
117. May I interest you in some wordplay? No? Too bad, here it comes!
118. I May be late, but at least I brought the laughs.
119. I May not be a comedian, but my jokes always serve!
120. May I tell another joke? No? Well, too bad—I’m on a roll!
121. If making puns was an Olympic sport, I’d take home the May-dal.
122. I May be punny, but I never drop the joke.
123. May-l your worries away with a good laugh!
124. I May not be rich, but I have a wealth of puns!
125. You May find these jokes funny… or you May groan. Either way, I win!
126. I May not always be serious, but I always bring the fun.
127. May the laughs be ever in your favor!
128. They say laughter is the best medicine, so May I prescribe you some puns?
129. May I have a pizza? Actually, make it two—one for me and one for my bad jokes!
130. May your coffee be strong and your puns stronger.
131. I May not be a chef, but I can cook up some great wordplay.
132. May I suggest the pun platter? It’s full of groan-worthy goodness!
133. I May have over-seasoned my food… with puns!
134. I May not be a magician, but I can make your boredom disappear!
135. May I read your mind? You’re thinking, “Wow, these puns are amazing.”
136. May the mystery of missing socks never be solved!
137. May I impress you with a disappearing act? Watch my responsibilities vanish!
138. May your WiFi always be strong and your puns stronger.
139. I May not be a singer, but my puns hit all the right notes!
140. May I have this dance… or at least this laugh?
141. My playlist is full of hits, but my jokes are even better.
142. May your life be as smooth as a love song.
143. May I sing you a song? It’s called “Puns and Giggles.”
144. May I crash your party with some wordplay?
145. May all your days be filled with cake and laughter!
146. May I suggest celebrating today just because?
147. May I bring the fun? No need to RSVP—I’m already here!
148. May you dance like nobody’s watching and pun like everyone’s listening.
149. May I interrupt? Just kidding—I already did!
150. May I tell a dad joke? Actually, I don’t need permission.
151. May you always have the perfect comeback—starting now!
152. May the sass be strong with you today.
153. May I borrow your sense of humor? Mine just ran out!
154. May I tell you a bee joke? It’ll be un-bee-lievable!
155. May the buzz about my puns never fade.
156. May I remind you that life is sweet—just like honey!
157. May your bad days sting a little less.
158. May your hive always be full of good vibes.
159. May I just say, you look fantastic today!
160. May all your crushes notice you this month.
161. May you always swipe right on happiness!
162. May I be your pun partner for life?
163. May your love life be as strong as my pun game.
164. May I hop into the joke? No? Too late!
165. May your leap of faith always land smoothly.
166. May I ribbit your attention for just a moment?
167. May I croak out a few more puns?
168. May your day be as froggy as this joke.
169. May I buy happiness? Oh wait, I just found it in puns!
170. May I get a discount on all these laughs?
171. May I return this joke? Just kidding—I love it too much!
172. May your wallet be full and your shopping bags fuller.
173. May I pay with laughter? It’s all I can afford right now.
174. May the universe grant you unlimited laughter.
175. May I orbit your world of fun?
176. May your dreams be as infinite as space.
177. May you always land among the best puns.
178. May your Monday mornings be as rare as aliens!
179. May I have coffee? Actually, make it two—one for me and one for my puns!
180. May your cup always be full and your energy high.
181. May I espresso how much I love puns?
182. May you never have a bad coffee day!
183. May I latte you in on a secret? These puns are amazing!

May brings the promise of fresh beginnings, and with a few clever puns, the month becomes even brighter.

With these witty quips, you’re ready to blossom into laughter, spreading cheer wherever you go.

Let your humor grow like a spring flower, bringing warmth and joy to every conversation.

Because when May arrives, it’s the perfect time to turn everyday moments into something worth celebrating.