160+ Mustache Puns That Will Make You Twirl with Laughter

Get ready to grow some laughs with these mustache puns that are stache-tacular!

From moustache-ificent jokes to hair-raising humor, these puns will leave you grinning from ear to ear.

Whether you’re a fan of the handlebar or the classic chevron, these puns will have you twisting with laughter.

So let’s stache up on some fun and curl up in laughter with these mustache jokes!

One-Liners: Quick Mustache Puns for Instant Laughs

1. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
2. This mustache is growing on me.
3. Without a mustache, life feels a little bare.
4. Don’t whisker away this opportunity to laugh.
5. I find mustaches hair-larious!
6. My mustache is the mane event.
7. Mustache lovers are upper-lip class.
8. Stay whisker sharp!
9. Keep calm and grow on.
10. Mustache season is in full swing.
11. I mustache myself why I didn’t grow one sooner.
12. Upper lip swagger, lower lip jealous.
13. A mustache is a hairy good idea.
14. The best mustaches are a cut above.
15. My mustache brings all the laughs to the yard.
16. This mustache is a work of ‘stache-tacular art.
17. Twirling my mustache like a villain.
18. Keep your whiskers about you.
19. You can’t handle my ‘stache-tastic style.
20. Mustache enthusiasts never shave the best for last.
21. Upper lip fuzz is my kind of buzz.
22. A mustache is never a whisker-take.
23. The mustache is a classic look, no need to comb through history.
24. It’s all about that stache and class.
25. My mustache is a statement, not just facial hair.
26. With a mustache like this, I don’t need a pickup line.

Stone-Cold Mustache Puns That Rock

27. My mustache is rock solid, never crumbles.
28. Don’t take my mustache for granite.
29. This mustache is set in stone.
30. A well-groomed mustache is a real gem.
31. If my mustache was a mineral, it’d be top quartz.
32. Keep your mustache grounded like a rolling stone.
33. My mustache is the cornerstone of my style.
34. A strong mustache can weather any storm.
35. I lava good mustache joke.
36. This mustache is a fossil of good taste.
37. A mustache like mine is pure gold.
38. A great mustache is as rare as a diamond.
39. Don’t take my mustache for granite, it’s a precious gem.
40. Stone-faced with a mustache full of character.
41. My mustache has layers like sedimentary rock.
42. No need to dig deep, my mustache is naturally stylish.
43. My mustache rocks, no sediment required.
44. A smooth mustache is like polished marble.
45. This mustache is a boulder move.
46. A bearded man is a mountain, but a mustached man is a masterpiece.
47. My mustache is rock-solid proof of great grooming.
48. Growing a mustache is a step toward being a legend in stone.
49. A mustache like mine belongs on Mount Rushmore.
50. This mustache is a geological wonder.
51. Facial hair as firm as bedrock.
52. A mustache is the gem of the face.

Festive and Funny Christmas Mustache Puns

53. Staching through the snow, in a one-hair open sleigh.
54. Merry ‘Stache-mas to all!
55. Mustache you a Merry Christmas!
56. Deck the halls with beards and stashes.
57. Santa’s mustache is the true holiday magic.
58. I’ve got a mistletoe and a mustache, what else do I need?
59. Sleigh my mustache game this Christmas.
60. All I want for Christmas is a better mustache.
61. Santa’s mustache is his greatest gift.
62. My mustache is on the nice list.
63. Rudolph’s nose shines bright, but my mustache shines brighter.
64. The best holiday accessory? A festive mustache.
65. My mustache jingles all the way.
66. This mustache is wrapped and ready for Christmas.
67. Mustache up some holiday cheer.
68. Ho ho ho, this mustache stole the show.
69. Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow.
70. Rocking around the mustache tree.
71. Twinkle twinkle little ‘stache, how I wonder how you clash.
72. This mustache was on Santa’s wish list.
73. A snowy mustache is just winter frosting.
74. The best present? A mustache that slays.
75. Santa’s beard is cool, but my mustache is cooler.
76. Let’s toast to a mustache-filled Christmas.
77. Mistletoe and mustache moments.
78. The holiday spirit lives in a well-groomed mustache.

A List of Mustache Puns for Maximum Laughs

79. My mustache and I have an agreement: I let it grow, and it lets me look amazing.
80. A well-groomed mustache is like a fine wine—it only gets better with time.
81. I tried to shave my mustache, but it whiskered in my ear, “Not today.”
82. Some say my mustache has its own personality, but I mustache you to stop talking to it.
83. I grew a mustache for Movember, but now it’s a permanent member.
84. My mustache and I have a close shave relationship.
85. I wanted to be more sophisticated, so I got a mustache. Now I twirl it while pondering life’s mysteries.
86. A man without a mustache is like a joke without a punchline—missing the most important part.
87. My mustache isn’t just facial hair, it’s a personality statement.
88. I was going to trim my mustache, but it bribed me with compliments.
89. I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
90. Life’s too short for bad mustaches—stay groomed!
91. No need to rush, just go with the mo-flow.
92. Keep calm and stache on!
93. Growing a mustache takes patience—good things come to those who stache.
94. I tried to shave, but my mustache told me, “Not on my watch!”
95. I’m not lazy—I’m just giving my upper lip a stylish jacket.
96. My mustache and I have a great bond—it’s unshaveable.
97. Some people wear their heart on their sleeve, I wear my mustache on my lip.
98. My mustache has a personality—it’s bristling with charm!
99. Why did I grow a mustache? Because I moust-ache you to respect my style.
100. My mustache is a work of art—call it a masterpiece.
101. I mustache you to appreciate this finely groomed joke.
102. Without my mustache, I feel bare-ly myself.
103. My mustache is my best feature—it always makes a hairy good impression.
104. A mustache is like a pet for your face—low maintenance and always loyal.
105. I was going to shave, but then I thought, “What’s the rush-stache?”
106. My mustache isn’t just hair—it’s an upper lip statement.
107. The mustache life chose me—I just comb with it.
108. My mustache and I are inseparable—some might say we’re hair to stay!
109. I mustache my barber for the best grooming tips.
110. My mustache is like a fine wine—it gets better with age.
111. I tried growing a mustache, but I just couldn’t handlebar it.
112. A day without a mustache pun is like a day without sunshine—unbearable!
113. My mustache isn’t just a fashion choice, it’s a lifestyle.
114. I don’t always have a mustache, but when I do, I make it count.
115. A mustache is like a superhero cape for your upper lip.
116. If mustaches were currency, I’d be a million-hair.
117. A mustache is the only thing that grows with confidence!
118. My mustache and I have a mutual agreement—it stays, I stay cool.
119. I grew my mustache for Movember, but now it’s a forever thing.
120. Some people wear a tie to look fancy, I wear a mustache.
121. The bigger the mustache, the closer to greatness.
122. My mustache is my secret weapon—it always gets me compliments.
123. My mustache speaks volumes—it’s a whisker away from perfection.
124. Mustache care is serious business—only the best products for my mo!
125. A mustache is like a mood ring for your face—it tells people who you are.
126. With great mustache comes great responsibility.
127. My mustache and I go way back—it’s been growing on me for years!
128. No need for a disguise—my mustache does all the talking.
129. I tried to grow a mustache overnight, but I guess I’m not that hair-oic.
130. My mustache is my best friend—it always has my upper lip covered.
131. I don’t need words, my mustache speaks volumes.
132. If my mustache had a name, it would be Tom Selleck Jr.
133. People say I have a great mustache—I say, You’re welcome.
134. My mustache and I make a great team—we stick together.
135. Mustaches are like coffee—some people just can’t start their day without one.
136. My mustache doesn’t need a spotlight—it naturally steals the show.
137. A mustache is like a tuxedo for your face—classy and timeless.
138. If mustaches had superpowers, mine would be unbe-stache-able!
139. I don’t grow a mustache, my mustache grows me.
140. My mustache is my best feature—it’s upper class.
141. Why did I grow a mustache? Because I can!
142. A mustache is proof that some things only get better with time.
143. When in doubt, just let your mustache do the talking.
144. My mustache is my best friend—it’s always bristle-y loyal.
145. Mustaches aren’t just facial hair, they’re a stache-tement.
146. Some people wear hats to show style, I wear a mustache.
147. My mustache is always on point—no comb-plaints here!
148. A good mustache is like a classic joke—it never gets old.

Punny Mustache Names That Will Have You in Stitches

149. Mustachio Banderas
150. Stachie Chan
151. The Great Stachini
152. Whisker Wonka
153. Sir Stache-a-lot
154. Captain Whiskers
155. The Lip Whisperer
156. The Stachefather
157. Magnum Fuzz
158. The Twirlinator
159. Mustachio the Magnificent
160. Professor Whiskerstein
161. Beardly Cooper’s Long-Lost Cousin
162. The Upper Lip Legend
163. ‘Stachey McStacheface

Get ready to whisker away the competition with these hilarious mustache puns! Whether you’re rocking a stache or just love a good pun, these one-liners and jokes will have you curling with laughter. Keep it hairy and keep it punny!