Apparel Jokes and Puns

Threads, zippers, and giggles—oh my! We’re stitching together some tailor-made apparel puns that are dressed to impress. Whether you’re buttoned-up or loose-fitting in your humor, these jokes are ready to slay the runway of wit. No hemming or hawing here—just fashionable fun with a side of sass. Time to strut into pun-perfection, one joke at…